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Germany
15
days without self harm:
son:mom...i have to tell you something...
mom:what is it son?
son:i....i'm....
*son climbs in between mom's teeth*
son:i'm a metaphor

actionables:

finding amazing gifs that you have no place to use like

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it’s a metaphor, see

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

Me:[puts mouth around dick & stays there]
Boyfriend:why aren't you doing anything
Me:[muffled] it's a metaphor

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

it’s a metaphor, see, i know hundreds of kids my age but i dont form any lasting friendships with any of them… haha get it… im so sad

ivefallenheadoverheels:

He responded a few minutes later.

Okay

I wrote back.

Okay

He responded:

Oh, my God, stop flirting with me!

I just said:

Okay.

Favorite TFIOS moments [10/?]

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(via ohkward)

Boy:can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl:yeh sure
Girl:that's not my belly button
Boy:that's not my finger