|son:||mom...i have to tell you something...|
|mom:||what is it son?|
|*son climbs in between mom's teeth*|
|son:||i'm a metaphor|
finding amazing gifs that you have no place to use like
it’s a metaphor, see
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
|Me:||[puts mouth around dick & stays there]|
|Boyfriend:||why aren't you doing anything|
|Me:||[muffled] it's a metaphor|
it’s a metaphor, see, i know hundreds of kids my age but i dont form any lasting friendships with any of them… haha get it… im so sad
He responded a few minutes later.
I wrote back.
Oh, my God, stop flirting with me!
I just said:
Favorite TFIOS moments [10/?]
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
|Boy:||can I put my finger in your belly button?|
|Girl:||that's not my belly button|
|Boy:||that's not my finger|